AKON

Anytime someone has to release a song called "Sorry," it's obvious they had a pretty messed up year. Akon won't see any criminal charges for his infamous "faux pas" in Trinidad, where he violently dry-humped a young woman — who turned out to be just 15 — on stage. But his on-stage behavior at a musical festival in Upstate New York this summer is what has him in really deep trouble. A kid threw a bottle onto the stage during his performance, and his logical response was to then throw the kid off of the stage, injuring a woman in the process. Last month, he was charged with endangering the welfare of a minor and second-degree harassment. Time for a "Sorry" remix?