FOXY BROWN

Where does one begin with Foxy Brown, really? She gets her hearing aid and purse stolen during a suspicious visit to a Brooklyn housing project and denies it ever happened, then she violates probation by throwing a Blackberry at her neighbor and lying to cops about her name during a traffic stop, then she lies about being pregnant to get out of going to jail for the above offenses, and then the totally-fed-up judge sentences her to a year at Rikers Island, where she has already spent several weeks in solitary confinement for being an all-around uncooperative and angry person. I predict she will be making this exact same roundup come 2008.