COVER WARS Some day about 20 years from now (Who are we kidding? Try 15 or 16 years from now), in some Hyde-like club in LA, an impossibly skinny-but-stylish Harlow Madded is totally going to drunkenly rub this in Max Aguilera-Bratmans face. Her cover of People, with mom Nicole Richie, is on track to sell 1.8 million copies, while Christina Aguilera's cover with newborn Max sold far less. Jennifer Lopez's assistants better go out and buy a million copies of her upcoming cover with twins Max and Emme to avoid an inevitable diva meltdown. [MSNBC]