WEDDING BEATS Remy Ma's lawyer is probably the puppet master (the untalented puppet master, methinks) who is behind the scenes orchestrating this jailhouse wedding, which he promises will happen, between his client and her boyfriend, Papoose, who Fat Joe claims to have "comatosed" and "pounded out" in North Carolina. In addition to calling on her fans to write letters to the judge explaining how her music has positively affected them (funny comments on that post), this wedding is probably supposed to be some character-building thing in advance of her sentencing. She faces a possible 25 years. But when your fiance is Papoose, it probably makes you look like a more stable person if you don't marry him than if you do.