THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT A Denver man was arrested after he went to the video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her, and knocked over video displays. The beef? I would love to tell you they were arguing over which college their four year old would attend, but the dispute was really over which gang the young child would eventually join. The man, who is Hispanic, wanted their kid to be a Westside Baller, and the black girlfriend thought, naturally, that their kid should be a Crip. "They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised," said Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval. "Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim.'" Are you going to call social services, Sgt. Sandoval, or should I? [EUR]