• Marlon, 51, works at Von's Supermarket in San Diego and lives in an extended-stay hotel.

• Randy, 46, does odd jobs, including repairing cars, and holds onto the "pipe dream" that Michael is going to give him $1.7 million.

• Jackie, 56, is trying to manage his son Siggy's rap career after his clothing business and producing career failed.

• Jermaine, 54, splits his time between his girlfriend's house and his mother's, where Randy and Jackie still live. He also named his son Jermajesty, but that's neither here nor there.

• Tito, 55, is the only brother still making music, but he only nets about "$500 and $1,500 per occasional gig."

• Joe, 79, reportedly spends much of his time dreaming up get-rich-quick schemes — to no avail, obviously.

Janet Jackson, who clearly and sadly, bears the weight of her whole clan on her more successful and competent shoulders, has already bought her mother a house in Las Vegas in anticipation of the family losing its expansive estate in Los Angeles. It seems that the brothers are holding out hope for a reunion tour with their more famous, slightly-less-financially-bankrupt, but probably-more-morally-bankrupt brother — who apparently contributed to their downfall by signing them to his label and refusing to ever release their music — although it's highly doubtful he will ever agree to such an arrangement. I mean, we all know that he's got his own issues.