Act Now And The Seller Will Throw In A Bottle Of Prescription-Strength Moisturizer!

Some desperate soul, whose name is probably Gary Coleman, is selling Gary Coleman's signed Gamecube and games on ebay. Let's suspend reality for a minute and pretend that people are really looking to buy Gamecubes like that — who in their right mind would purchase something that was touched by hands and arms that haven't seen lotion since Diff'rent Strokes went off the air? It's called Vaseline Intensive Care, Gary.

Nov 5, 2007 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 7 Responses

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Comments (7)

No. 1 · blackmistressdiva

Haha! Like I said, Oprah needs to help her people on this continent out starting with Gary Coleman's and his ghostly hands. You know that saying about having one foot in the grave? Well, he looks like he's had both his hands in one.

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 5:26 pm

No. 2 · daria

Ashy Gary!

Stereohyped should start an Aquaphor fund. Hell, the generic costs $8 and it lasts for months.

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:04 pm

No. 3 · Michelle

two words.

Cocoa. Butter.

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 6:34 pm

No. 4 · blackmistressdiva

Maybe he has that "disease" that Michael Jackson has and it's starting with his hands?

Ok. I'll stop.

Posted: Nov 5, 2007 at 7:48 pm

No. 5 · dana

LMAO @ STEREOHYPED- you all are one of the most positive blogs around, so you gotta understand how FUNNY it is that yall are clowing his ashy ass too!! damn gary!!

Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 12:10 am

No. 6 · Jason Walker

That may be one of the saddest pictures I've ever.

Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 9:11 am

No. 7 · blkmaleperspective

That is the saddest picture ever. And Keri lotion would take care of that fast.

Posted: Nov 6, 2007 at 10:26 am

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