Excuse the inanity of this video Kelly Rowland posted yesterday of herself and Michelle Williams. They're giggly and sort of annoying, but also suspiciously giddy. And suspiciously in the same hotel. And suspiciously refuse to reveal what city they're in, even though Kelly openly offers her schedule for the next week (K.R. fans in Denver, look out!) You know what this means, right? Kelly and Michelle are totally in New York! Beyonce and Jay-Z are totally getting married today! "Inside sources" claim it will be a small, private ceremony and that the invitations instructed everyone to wear ivory, but did not disclose the location of the event.

And now for the bad news. As I feared yesterday, I have officially mentioned the possibly-not-real Beyonce and Jay-Z nuptials before I mentioned the 40th anniversary of Dr. King's assassination. There'll be more on that later. Promise.