Beyonce Should Learn The Definition Of The Word Natural Before She Has Kids
 

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According to an interview in French magazine Questions de femmes, she has 10 years to figure it out. In the interview, she said that she wanted to wait a decade before procreating, and she also made a very curious comment that begs for clarification.

There are a lot of Beyonce haters out there, people, and I can attest that I am the opposite of one. In fact, I have a slightly irrational love for her, despite the fact that her off-stage persona (meaning the part of her that's not Sasha) leaves much to be desired. No matter how big of a fan I am, I simply cannot let her get away with this one:

She also insists that, although she always looks immaculate when she goes out, she's really low-maintenance. "I actually don't like wearing make-up, I'd rather be natural," she says. "My hair is natural and when I go out I don't need to spend hours deciding what I will wear or which make-up to put on. I know exactly what I want."

Your hair is natural Beyonce? Really? Does that mean that your wig/weave is made out of real human hair, or are you actually trying to say that the 500 lbs of hair that sits on top of your head at any given time is actually yours?

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Comments (18)

No. 1 · Ro-Ro

Beyonce is beautiful…but she need not lie about her hair..everyone knows its a weave. We have already seen her without it. Its a nice angled chin length cut very retro…thin as all hell from all the putting in weave and taking out weave. She is still beautful, even withough makeup.

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 12:39 pm
No. 2 · Lucky Penny

She means her real hair under the wig is natural. I thought everybody knew that…

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 12:42 pm
No. 3 · Angelica1

"She means her real hair under the wig is natural. I thought everybody knew that…" I am a Beyonce fan not a stan so I still have my common sense. A dumb comment is a dumb comment. How do you know what she meant? And why would everyone "knew that"? EVERYONES REAL HAIR UNDER THEIR WIG IS NATURAL TO THEM. CTFU.

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 1:08 pm
No. 4 · blkmaleperspective

LOL @ that pic to explain the hypocrisy. Jay is kinda old now (38), you think he's willing to wait another 10 years before he has some young Shawn Carters runnin around?

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 2:02 pm
No. 5 · JillyBean819

Like I said on Bossip, there's nothing natural about a wig or weave.

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 2:09 pm
No. 6 · whatzerkitty

Uh, last time I checked, "natural" meant "no perm," not "hair without weave."

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 4:20 pm
No. 7 · Houston

Beyonce is borderline retarded either way

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 5:01 pm
No. 8 · daria

I don't understand why this is so taboo. Your hair is a weave or a wig. Tyra is straight with her mess.

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 6:53 pm
No. 9 · Tia

Although I do enjoy my time in Houston, I think that it's a Houston thing. Beyonce is NEVER without makeup either. When I went to Houston last weekend I commented on how beautifully done the makeup was of 2 friends of mine and they responded how "they didn't really put on any." To the "no makeup wearing eye" I saw bronzer, mascara, a little blush, a gloss, and eye shadow. Pure denial.

Posted: May 31, 2007 at 7:08 pm
No. 10 · Sneakerboxx Fave Ladies: Kelly Rowland « Sneakerboxx

[...] appeal (watch the video again- go ahead, I'll wait) make her my new DC favorite.  Although Beyonce claims to love being natural (yea, right), I think Kelly is a true natural beauty.  I know yall remember the short cut from [...]

Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 2:47 am
No. 11 · babygirl

chal boo. who sje think she kiddin' wit dat OBVIOUS lie? anybody can tell dat aint hers> she needs 2 b more like tyra- straight up honest. we hate liars, B!

Posted: Nov 12, 2007 at 9:38 am
No. 12 · blackmistressdiva

Maybe something got lost in translation. It's a French mag, right?

Posted: Nov 12, 2007 at 12:35 pm
No. 13 · moore

dude i thinks he referring to natural as in her hairstlyes when she go out with a friend or something > like saying she doesnt set rollers or anything and get all the works. Check otu some of wher pictures not performing she does wear her hia natural like instead of it being all done up

Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 8:52 pm
No. 14 · Univgurl

dude i thinks he referring to natural as in her hairstlyes when she go out with a friend or something > like saying she doesnt set rollers or anything and get all the works. Check otu some of wher pictures not performing she does wear her hia natural like instead of it being all done up

WHY are you lying to yourself?? She's doing enough lying for all of us.

Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No. 15 · wowz

“She means her real hair under the wig is natural. I thought everybody knew that…” I am a Beyonce fan not a stan so I still have my common sense. A dumb comment is a dumb comment. How do you know what she meant? And why would everyone “knew that”? EVERYONES REAL HAIR UNDER THEIR WIG IS NATURAL TO THEM. CTFU."

Not everyone's hair is natural, natural means that ist not chemically alered (the patern) That means theres no perm or relaxer in your hair, so if she says she wairs her hair natural shes sais nothing wrong because ive seen her real hair and its not relaxed or permed its naturally curly/afro hair.

Posted: Apr 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm
No. 16 · luv_kneese

houston u retarded cuz u didnt evn understand wat she meant…she said her hair is natural she ain say her weave stupid…which means she doesnt always have to wear makeup and her hair dont gotta perm or nutn

Posted: May 18, 2008 at 11:38 am
No. 17 · luv_kneese

and she dont evn wear full makeup or none when she out she only where it wen she on tv

Posted: May 18, 2008 at 11:41 am
No. 18 · best

she not lyin
if u see her wen she jus out she dont wear no makeup she not tlkn bout wen she on tv she tlkn bout wen she out and about

Posted: Jun 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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