While getting caught with what was reported as a pound of weed and a bunch of guns might sound like a stupid rapper thing to do, Birdman insists that he is no stupid rapper. The guns police found in a Birdman-occupied RV they pulled over after it ran a truck off the road were legal, he insists. And the weed? It was a paltry, meaningless amount. And the 18-year-old girl? Totally not the sort of woman he would marry. Basically, we just had it all wrong.

Read it in his words after the jump.

"We got arrested for a misdemeanor amount of marijuana… The police just found something minor in a garbage can the dog sniffed. We all got out on bond."

And, as for the guns the police found, Williams insists they were all legally owned by his security personnel, who were traveling with him.

He adds, "The guns we had were good. I do carry a gun and I am licensed. Tennessee is one of the states I can tote in. We know the guidelines."

Williams also fired back at incorrect reports suggesting a woman involved in the incident was his wife: "I'm not married… plus that girl was 18! I don't get down like that!"