I'm starting to really feel bad for Naomi Campbell. Here she is, charitably trying to share her bodily fluids with the public, and no one is appreciative. Those cops she spit on at Heathrow? They arrested her instead of thanking her for anointing them.

And now a hospital in Rio de Janeiro has rejected the blood she donated to combat Brazil's dengue fever epidemic, because not enough time had passed since her Sao Paolo surgery in February.

They're saying it's her fault for not reading the fine print! It does suck that she flew all the way across the world to donate blood nobody wanted, but one things for sure — she didn't fly British Airways.