She's got balls, at least.

Paula Abdul lip synced performed her new single, "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow," during a Super Bowl pre-show yesterday. I'm gonna start with the good: it was definitely better than Britney Spears' VMA performance. The bad: better-than-Britney is not so hard to achieve these days. Paula, whose vocals have always been rusty, is getting a little rusty in the dance category, too, although every now and then I peeped remnants of P.A. circa 1989. Nevertheless, my guess is we're not going to see this puppy performed live in this lifetime.