Did Barry Bonds Think This Steroid Thing Was Ever Going Away?

I know there are thousands of people who are fond of Barry Bonds. And millions more are fond of baseball. I am not one of those people. So when I heard the news that Bonds had been indicted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice, I was kind of like, "eh."

If Marion Jones had her medals taken away for taking steroids, it seems unfair for Barry Bonds (and others, yes, I know) to get away with both taking steroids and lying about it and being really obnoxious and surly. The latter two aren't criminal offenses, I just thought I'd add them. So. I guess there goes Barry's career? I wish he had gotten arrested so I could make some sort of "Barry's out on Bond" joke, but, as it is, I've got nothing. These baseball posts kill me.[ESPN]

Nov 16, 2007 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 7 Responses

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Tagged: Barry Bonds, Baseball, Crime & Punishment, Sports, Steroids

Comments (7)

No. 1 · blackmistressdiva

Well this is one way to get him to retire. Yay! You'd think the president was assassinated….everyone here in SF is talking about it with frowny faces.

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm

No. 2 · daria

I just want to see how much steroids can shrink one's testicles. I've googled. There are no before and afters

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 1:40 pm

No. 3 · blackmistressdiva

I find it interesting that they indict him after he's broken the record and made MLB a ton of money. The goods they have on him, they've had for a long time.

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm

No. 4 · JillyBean819

daria,

Awww, I was hoping for a link to images.

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 3:46 pm

No. 5 · daria

I know I can't be the only one who's curious. Does it shrink just the berries or the twig too?? That would be the most compelling anti-steroid education tool. This is your junk. This is your junk on roids. Any questions?

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm

No. 6 · P-Lo

Kimberly Bell, Bonds' ex-mistress, went into great detail about his sexual performance.

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 4:40 pm

No. 7 · daria

I need a diagram, even if it's just a pen and pencil sketch

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm

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