The Republican National Committee has released its list of speakers for the convention, which reps say "showcases the diversity of the Republican Party." Translation: every single non-white, non-male Republican politician they could round up got an invite — with Lieberman as a bonus. [HP]
This reminds me of the 2000 Republican Convention. I was only 17, but I thought "Did they send out a memo to round up every black person willing to be seen at a Republican convention?" Does anyone else remember how weird it was to see Dick Cheney on stage with Shaka Khan?
LL Cool J
Erika Harold
Alan Keyes
Don King
Anti-choice queen Alveda King
Colin Powell and his nipple policing son
Condoleeza definitely
That former NBA player who wouldn't pay child support for the kid. I think the girl was 12 when he got her pregnant and he was in college. Anyway, you know who I'm talking about. Can't remember his name.
JJ Walker
Clarence Thomas
Amy Holmes
All the black and brown Republicans they can find from Texas. They might have to import some seat fillers.
Daria I still can't get over LL. All that licking his lips and he is with the other side.