Don't We All Want To Be Able To Call Oprah In The Event Of An Emergency?

When abuse scandals hit a normal school, people are fired and counselors come in to help students. Maybe a school district gets sued.

When abuse scandals hit Oprah's school, every single student gets their own cell phone with her number in it so they can call whenever they need her. If one of those phone doesn't show up on Ebay within the next couple of weeks, I will have a renewed faith in humanity. [People]

Nov 2, 2007 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 3 Responses

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Tagged: Child Abuse, Education, Oprah Winfrey, South Africa

Comments (3)

No. 1 · daria

Well, if I valued my expensive free education, I'd keep it quiet. She'll trace whoever it is.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 10:10 am

No. 2 · Marleaux

Lmao, shouldn’t she just appoint an ombudsperson… The number probably doesn’t ring at her bedside though, but that’s interesting action she’s taking. Oprah’s going to have to rethink this strategy though. I can just see it now; kids calling her at 3 in the morning, because they’re having nightmares or a tummy ache.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am

No. 3 · blackmistressdiva

The numbers are to one of her many assistants. Just a guess.

Posted: Nov 2, 2007 at 3:24 pm

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