I've been covering this election since Stereohyped launched in April of 2007. It's a wonder that only just now, mere days before Election Day, have I officially entered burnout mode. Proof: my very vivid dream last night.

To make a very long dream short, I was walking down the street when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton pulled up beside me in a white Suburban — I think some of Jennifer Hudson's tragedy got mixed up in there — lured me into the car, and asked me to deliver a message to Barack Obama for them. When I asked Hillary why she couldn't do it herself, she said "Tiffany" (?) wouldn't deliver any of her messages. She couldn't call him directly, she said, because she didn't have his cell phone number. Miraculously, I did have it and kindly gave it to her, despite Chelsea's concerns that someone would steal her mom's cell phone and leak the number on the Internet. Ever the problem solver, Hill entered the number under a fake name. I asked her what the important message was. She said, "I figured out how he can win Alaska." Okay. My civil duty completed, I hopped out of the car and continued my walk. The end. It was so vivid that I had to take a moment upon waking to realize that it hadn't actually happened. November 4th can't come fast enough.