• A two-headed turtle. That's all I have to say about that.

• My goodness, will someone just give this chimp a home, please?

• Every teenager on earth is buying their parents this guy's book for Christmas.

• Blacks and Latino diabetics are less likely than whites to have their blood sugar under control.

• The death rate from breast cancer continues to drop! But…blacks and Latinos have not benefited as much from the medical advances that contribute to the rate's decline.