• Utah is the most depressed state in the nation. That sounds right, since many people I know would be pretty depressed if they lived in those there.

• For every 11 lbs women diagnosed with breast cancer gain, they are 14 percent more likely to die.

• Chimps are smarter than college kids. OMG! Newayz, how wuz ur wknd?

• Beware the deadly Chikungungya.

• Do you have a boss who bitches when you call in sick? Send him this.