Fake It Till You Make It… Then Keep Faking It
The Life Of A Rapper
 

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Akon, born Aliuane Badara Thiam

In Music:
Im steady tryna find a motive,
Why do what i do?,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far i go,
My car is stolen, no registration,
Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And i get locked up,

They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Headin up town to re-up,
Back with a couple peeps,
Caught a blocks on fire,
Under covers dressed as fiends,
Makin so much money,
Ride up smooth and fast,
Put away the stash,
And as i sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up

In Life: Despite the stories Akon (not a rapper, but still…) told in the song "Locked Up" and in numerous interviews, The Smoking Gun discovered that he had spent no more than a few months in jail and that he was never a leader of a car theft ring, as he claims.

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Comments (17)

No. 1 · ljkelly

This is great. I had no idea about Lil' Jon!

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 3:49 pm
No. 2 · cosmicsistren

Although Rick Ross is a fake I still have much love for him.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 4:06 pm
No. 3 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

Wow. Well, Rick Ross has been in a jail for a long time. He can say that.

LOL@ Jonathan Mortimer Smith. Someone needs to do the research on his parents' careers. It reminds me of my visit to my supposedly po' BF's house. I had my pepper spray in my hand and everything. Come to find out that he lives on a beach-front palatial house and CHOSE to go to public school . We dined at the yacht club. Why is poverty so glamorous to some people with money?

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
No. 4 · Chic Noir

Wow Lil John,if true have the type of family that most people dream about.

That Game song is very nice until you listen to the words. That song is one of the most brutal of all rap songs I've listen to in it's treatment of women. I can't believe it's possible to hate women that much. He talked about the different video girls like they are scum on the bottom of his shoe.

Well,Dr. Dre I am not surprised. Easy had a video with a pic of Dre with eyeliner and a face full of glitter. MAC had nothing on DRE back in the day.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 4:38 pm
No. 5 · Chic Noir

Why is poverty so glamorous to some people with money?
Daria, I think it's guilt. For those who didn't work for it but inherited money, feeling guilty about being rich is often a part of life. Have you ever seen the documentary "Born Rich" by one the Johnson and Johnson heirs.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 4:41 pm
No. 6 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

Daria, I think it’s guilt. For those who didn’t work for it but inherited money, feeling guilty about being rich is often a part of life. Have you ever seen the documentary “Born Rich” by one the Johnson and Johnson heirs.

No

The antidote to Rich Guilt is to be a useful member of society. For me, I would have to have at least J&J kinda money to feel badly about being wealthy because then you know you've got everything in life stacked in your favor. If generations are able to sustain an extravagant lifestyle, a lifetime of cocaine included, then you should feel badly.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
No. 7 · *M*

I do not get why people chose to act like coons, let alone fake it.
Whats wrong with being middle class and up.
Im proud of my non-poverty, somewhat privilege upbringing, why aren't they?
Or is that not black enough?

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 5:46 pm
No. 8 · laughing808

Lil John is educated…..wow. I found that to be the most surprising of these.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 6:15 pm
No. 9 · Michelle

I co-sign what M said. My parents worked hard in order for my sisters and I to live in a middle class upbringing.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 6:17 pm
No. 10 · 76classic

Their record sales depend on the imagery they present in their videos & lyrics. The more over the top, the better. It's ironic that in a culture of "keeping it real" so many are fake.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 6:43 pm
No. 11 · Bronze Trinity

People need to stop listening this crap! These idiots make the world think we are dangerous, violent, stupid, people who need to be locked up because of the acts these fools are putting on. They are ruining your reputation but acting like this. It spreads around the world. When people think of Black people these fools come to mind but they are fakers! Bastards!

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 6:47 pm
No. 12 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

skeet skeet skeet

that is all

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 7:01 pm
No. 13 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

P.S.: LMAO at that Dr. Dre cover. "Glittery"

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 7:09 pm
No. 14 · MsSiddity1908

I know Lil Jon very well. One of his parents is a neurosurgeon and the other a chemist. Yes, they do live in a huge mansion and they have live this way all his life. I am glad this has finally got out.
I remember back in the day that Jon was really into the neo-soul scene, particularly as a DJ and he use to laugh at all the "hood ala booty shake" music. Now he makes it. He is proof that as Cindy Lauper sang, "Money Changes Everything".
I am glad Rick Ross was outed as well…I had a hunch he was a fake like all the others.

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
No. 15 · MsSiddity1908

Oh and I am old school (over 35) so I knew about Dre and the World Class Wrecking Crew. As a matter of fact he wrote and performed on their hit " Before You Turn Out The Lights" with Michele. He never hid the fact that he was in the group so I see nothing wrong with him. Like Game said "even gangsters were dancing like New Edition".

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm
No. 16 · JasmineL

Lauren, great post! I had no idea about these fools!

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 11:40 pm
No. 17 · 76classic

I'm cracking up at my man reclining on the red sofa.

Posted: Jul 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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