If you needed more proof that television is in an abysmal state, Joe Jackson, the patriarch of one of the most dysfunctional families in Hollywood, is bringing his brand of crazy to your small screen. Joe will have a film crew in tow as he attempts to reunite his sons one last time (sorry, Janet) and develops a clothing line (??). This really sounds like the worst idea ever.
And if you had any doubt this guy was absolutely insane, he solidifies it:
who will buy that mess? none of them could dress worth a damn. Oh but wait, if you want to put a show for your peers, I guess you could look into purchasing from their line because you couldn't wear their clothes nowhere else but on a stage.
The black Joker should develop a line of face paint instead.