I'm kind of horrified to be writing my second Paris Hilton post in as many days, but blame all of the black public figures out there — of the entertainment-variety and otherwise — who are out enjoying the warm weather or sleeping off hangovers or actually working instead of making news for me to write about. Plus, TMZ's description of what happened after the very pissed off judge ordered Paris back to jail is pretty priceless.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom." Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Priceless but also kind of sad. This is a person who has not had to take responsibility for anything she's done in her entire life, and she simply has no idea how. And young girls, of all races and ethnicities, think she's hot. It bodes well for the future.

[Jossip, TMZ]