Flavor Flav's Early Start

If Flavor Flav is to be believed — and I can't think of any concrete reasons why he shouldn't… or should — he has been somehow convincing women to have sexual intercourse with him since he was six years old. The early start explains how he ended up with many damn kids. It doesn't explain much else, though.

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Earlier in the interview, Flavor Flav reveals that his favorite thing to barbecue is "shrimps." Too bad he already has a fiancee… [Complex]

Jul 8, 2008 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 8 Responses

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Tagged: A Damn Shame, Flavor Flav, Sex

Comments (8)

No. 1 · VELMA SABINA!!!

Ewww. Gross.

now I've lost my appetite for fried shrimp cocktails (for lunch today).

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 11:52 am

No. 2 · ljkelly

I think he is a liar…and a loser.

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm

No. 3 · Anonymiss

Bleh…

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 1:05 pm

No. 4 · KHIA213

Just when I think he can't be more disgusting, he finds a way to prove me wrong.

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm

No. 5 · kjen

If this is true, he was having sex he was being molested (how else would a six year old know that his pee pee goes into a girl's va jay vay?)
But kids who are sexually molested when they are very young are known to have a lot of emotional and mental problems. This explains a lot about Flava Flav actually.

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 2:31 pm

No. 6 · Chic Noir

Flav, rubbing corduroys don't count. The tingle that you felt was really the friction from two pairs of hot a.ss corduroy pants and metal zippers rubbing together in late Spring .

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm

No. 7 · Chic Noir

Kjen that was my second thought. Someimes children play doctor with a little girl.

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

No. 8 · Tree

I learned this news in another place. A hot debate heats up at Richromances.com. Let us check what pinions other celebrities and wealthy guys' opinions are about this story.

Posted: Jul 9, 2008 at 2:59 am

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