Apparently, we're just not going to address the fact that Foxy Brown lied about not getting robbed in a Brooklyn housing project this weekend. Instead, her manager, Chaz Williams, is saying that he "handled" the situation in a way, it seems, that people on the right side of the law rarely handle situations.

Black Hand has never used or needed the police to solve anything," Williams told AllHipHop.com. "As soon as I heard she was at the police station, I immediately went there and stopped the interview and she immediately stopped cooperating with their questioning."

…Formerly known as "Slim," Williams managed the early career of 50 Cent, before things went sour between the two, in part, over 50 Cent's controversial song "Ghetto Q'uran," in which 50 name check's Williams, along with other infamous drug dealers from Queens.

"We called the lawyers and I got her the f**k out of there. Two hours after I got her home, we had all her property back. Foxy aint going to no courthouse, we don't know anything about any robbery, pimps, or boyfriends. Her bag was missing and we got it back. I got homies, friends, and family in the Pink Houses. Getting her s**t back was elementary."

Elementary, Watson! If my hearing aid gets stolen about 60 years from now, I'm calling Chaz Williams.

[AHH]