Foxy Brown's jail experience sounds lonely and really embarrassing, but i don't think she knows "suffering" if she thinks that's what she's doing.

Down-and-pout diva Foxy Brown is holed up in a cell at Rikers Island desperate for human contact as she spends her days flipping through the Bible, guzzling orange soda and fretting about her floundering hair weaves, former in mates said yesterday.

"Everyone who passes by looks at her - she's usually sleeping or reading her books," said Teresa Pandolfo, 39, of Park Slope, Brooklyn, who was housed in a cellblock near the slapper-rapper…

"Her hair looks like whoever did it ran. That's how much the weave is coming apart," she said.

Why is fake hair such an integral part of most Foxy stories? She thew the wig glue at the salespeople in Florida, she got her weave snatched during the Great Hearing Aid Robbery, and now, well, her weave seems to have been pretty offensive to her former cell mate. Maybe she should try a natural and see if that leads her away from a life of petty crime.

[NYP]

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