
A note to my best friends, who, by virtue of being my best friends, should be reading this:
I am perfectly willing to brave rampant lesbian rumors in order to become your kept woman should any of you ever become the richest black woman in the United States. Just putting it out there, girls.
The arrangement has certainly worked out for Gayle King, who just moved into a $7.1 million "full-floor sky palace" in Manhattan that is owned by Sophie's Penthouse, LLC. Incidentally, Sophie's the name of Oprah Winfrey's dear, recently-departed cocker spaniel.
The thought of them getting down just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Gayle has a huge house in Greenwich too. She went around town inviting all the rich black women over for little parties. I obviously need to get best friends with more potential.
Imagining O with Steadman makes me throwup more.
Gayle and O seem more "natural".
@ Solitaire
Uhhhh, what??