Human itching powder Soulja Boy's Internet accounts were all hacked last week. Nightmare! Can you even imagine? I mean, his YouTube access was locked for literally hours.

Did the hack make the crappy rapper wary of all the technology of which he's so fond? Of course not; that would be too rational. As soon as his passwords were restored, Soulja Boy – who is neither – took to his beloved YouTube, threatened the hacker and then weirdly proclaimed his shock at how racist the Internet is. Funnily enough, before asking people to stop calling him a "nigger" in comments sections, SB himself uses the word seven times, and then four times after!

Oh, Soulja Boy, you sure do tell 'em.