Another dumbass ho that should be put away for a nice stretch.

Good one, Lauren!

She taught me a lot about the lows of fashion. For that I'm grateful?

"I'll have her wit a pillow where the casket won't fit her," & "WHATEVA!" positively influenced dozens of chickenheads, young & old (especially the ones who KNOW they are too old to be doing that shit), all over NYC to be proud of being ignorant, product-of-their-environment, STUCK in their environment, classless hoodrats.

Thanks, Remy Ma!

She taught me how not to get a bi or tri-colored weave. I'm writing a letter to the judge to tell him to keep her off the streets, one less chickenhead would do everyone a world of good.

Didn't she write songs about beating people down with bats. Well I guess I can write a letter telling the judge how her song influenced me and helped me beat down my boyfriend's baby mother with a bat. "I cracked it along her back, beat that B wit a bat"

sarcasm much

more funny letters I saw on the net

Dear Judge

Let this bitch outta jail asap so she can shoot Fat Joe and stop him from putting out more trash cd's.

Thank You,

50 Cent aka Curtis Jackson

Dear Mr. Judge,

First off, PLEASE let Remy get maybe 5 years instead of 25, i mean she only shot somebody for christ's sake! People get shot on a daily basis, and shoot some even DIE! the person she shot didnt die! And she even has a 8 year-old son that she is not raising, or setting a good example for…he NEEDS his "MOTHER."

Secondly, Remy Ma's music has influenced me to be cool with being another mans mistress, to "pipe" as many men as I can and never fall in love with them, jus cum and be done with them. NEVER deal with a man that cant fill a magnum condum to its full capacity, be conceited because i gotta reason, and make sure that i know that females can be gansters too!

So in my final thoughts, I just want to say if you shorten her sentence you will be putting one of rap's most "well spoken" and "influencial" females back out on the street to continue to set a prime example for our young black females.

Sincerely,

"I really care"..

durr mr. man, i thank u should let muh gurl remy get bye. she da shit! thanks ta hur i popped my exes gurlfrein cause she had been talkin shit ta me and i had ta let hur kno who da real b*tch wuz! fa real! she aint fuk wit me kno mo! and thanks ta remy i even kno how to fuk niggaz so good dey cum up off dey bread ta pay 4 muh shit! i aint gotta pay fa my bus ridez, my section-8 aprtment, my baby phat jacket in layway or muh 4 kidz roca wear coats. remy iz all i bang n da crib! my 4 year old daughta Jaqheshia luv her sum remy! i taught her how ta be conceted, and keep dem lil b*tchez n her class in check! so let muh gurl go! she aint hurtin nobody.

thank u

Bonquisha Jenkins
Dear Mista Judge.
Why you is be lockin' up our African Kings, Queens, Princes & Princess. Don't you is be knowin' dat we built dem pyramids? We was having toilets and roads when your mammys and pappys was livin' in dem caves with them dogs?

Remy Ma has inspired me in so many ways.
1. Naming herself after an alcoholic beverage is not only inspiring but sheer genius(You know us niggas gotta name our bastards after a car or a drink).
2. Her music teaches the masses about how to love and respect your fellow man:

"P*^sy Got Ya Hooked" & "Everyday I'm Fu*kin' Him" teaches young ladies to respect their bodies and save their virginity for their husbands. I could go on and on about all the positive things she has done for not only the black community but the whole world

LOL, Lauren - touche.
I have been warned off the evils of dodgy weaves and contact lenses. Oh, and shooting people. And cognac. Who needs intelligent black female role models anyway?

chic noir that's not remy ma!! rah digga taught us how to beat that b wit a bat. right? forgive me if i'm wrong y'all

Los, I remember that song by rah digga but I think remy talked about beating a chic down with a bat in a few of her songs too.