I Hope Paris Hilton Knows That When She Gets To Rwanda Don Cheadle Won't Be There
 

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Paris Hilton has finally decided to implement, or put on a show of implementing, her post-jail plan to turn over a new leaf and use her evil power for good. First step? Taking a trip to Rwanda, because the niggers, as she's fond of calling blacks, need help, too. And hey, it can't be worse than jail!

Can it?

And don't expect the Rwandan expedition to be Hilton's last.

"I want to visit more countries where poverty and children's issues are a big concern," the 26-year-old socialite said. "I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues."

Aside from her do-gooder plans, Hilton told E! Online that that she will also be working on her new Beverly Hills home to make it more "green friendly."

"I just bought the house and haven't been able to work on it yet," Hilton said. "But I intend to."

She can make her house as green friendly as she wants, it won't do anything to counteract the lethal amounts of gas emanating from her person at all times. I'm not sure what exactly she'll be doing in Rwanda, but if she comes back with a baby…

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Comments (3)

No. 1 · daria

Expect a rise in herpes infections in Rwanda and a sex tape with the statement, "we're having unprotected sex just like a bunch of niggers"

Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 10:34 am
No. 2 · blackmistressdiva

Maybe some rebel will cut off her head?

Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 1:25 pm
No. 3 · daria

We can only hope. If only she'd go to the Sudan or Sierra Leone. Hey, Zaire has an Ebola outbreak and those rebels in the Niger delta are always looking for rich white folk to kidnap.

Posted: Sep 26, 2007 at 1:31 pm
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