Mike Gilbert, who, by virtue of being O.J. Simpson's sports agent for 18 years, was probably already a scumbag, is proving it with a new book called How I Helped O. J. Get Away With Murder.

"…the book will "detail O.J.'s late-night confession" and offer new evidence showing that Simpson did kill his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her boyfriend Ron Goldman. The book also promises "information on Gilbert's crucial role in obtaining the not guilty verdict and why he stayed silent for so long.""

Oh, but he's not that much of a asshole. A percentage (maybe .00000001%?) of the proceeds will go to the Make-A-Wish foundation. If only two young kids in the mid-90s had made a wish that their dad wouldn't allegedly murder their mom and her friend, then allegedly get away with it, then years later write a book about how all of it came to pass, then allegedly steal some sports memorabilia at gunpoint, Mike Gilbert wouldn't have a book to write to begin with. [NYO]