If They Were Really Stars, Would They Actually Go On Dancing With The Stars? / Stereohyped

If They Were Really Stars, Would They Actually Go On Dancing With The Stars?

The new cast of Dancing with the "Stars was announced today, and, although, nothing about the list of "celebs" is inspiring me to actually watch, you might be moved by a little…Mario action? No? How about the Miami Dolphin's Jason Taylor? No, again? Also joining the lineup of people selling their dignity for another chance at stardom are Marlee Matlin, Priscilla Presley, Steve Guttenburg, Monica Seles, Penn Jillette, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Kristi Yamaguchi, Cristián de la Fuente, and Adam Carolla. Now you're excited! [EW]

Feb 19, 2008 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 9 Responses

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Tagged: Dancing With The Stars, Jason Taylor, Mario

Comments (9)

No. 1 · Anonymiss

Marlee Matlin?! Wow. I've gotta see this.

Anonymiss

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:43 pm

No. 2 · daria of Gorgeous Black Women

Kristi was an ice skater!
Adam Corolla is friends with Sarah Silverman so I think he's a comedian.
Priscilla Presley is Elvis' ex wife and baby mama.
Mario had that song "You Should Let Me Love You" and his mama's on crack

I know four of them!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm

No. 3 · blackmistressdiva

I think it's safe to safe Mario is a shoe-in to win.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 3:20 pm

No. 4 · di-my-e

@ BMD He probably won't though. "America voted, and …"

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm

No. 5 · coco_fiere

Mario won't win because the DWTS audience doesn't seem to favor the young. My girl from General Hospital had to have a rematch so they could give it to old John O'Hurley even though she kicked his butt. Last season, the Cheetah Girl tore it up and down (even better than Mel B)but I guess the tweens had better things to do than vote for her. That's how Marie Osmond made it so far along. I gleaned all that from my Mom's recaps (I prefer So You Think You Can Dance for real dancers, myself). I hope it builds his fan base though….

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 7:46 pm

No. 6 · solitaire

They should really rename this show "Dancing with the dlisters".

Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 1:21 am

No. 7 · jessica

i think she looks great because at least she's ecouraging natural body definition and not plastic surgery, which we all know a lot of our latina sisters have resorted to ummm, ninel conde come to mind? Seems she is also on interracial dating service mixedfriends.com. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. It's so sorry to hear of her bad news. Just want her back.

Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 2:10 am

No. 8 · di-my-e

Jessica, get out of here with that SPAM!

Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 10:31 am

No. 9 · JillyBean819

coco_fiere:

So You Think You Can Dance is such a good show. I was addicted to the last season.

I felt bad for Mario when he told the world about his mom's addiction. So sad.

Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm

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