• Lauren Williams and Cord Jefferson tell their race (and life) stories. Gratuitous baby picture to your right.

• Just to clear up any future confusion, this new "What They Said/What They Meant" feature is not to be taken literally or seriously. Nor is Terrence Howard, but that's just my opinion.

• Cultural norms, transcended and reworked in the South Bronx. It makes me want to Riverdance.

• Hillarack Clintama hummin' comin' atcha.

• The Los Angeles Times looks really, really bad right now.

• Vogue cover leaves some with their mouths hanging open in shock!

• Hell froze over recently at the Fox News studios.

• I'm not sure how much of this Wendy Williams story is true, but how hard is it to believe that her husband is a big ass hole?

• Sinbad really started a political scandal. Bizarre but true.

• If I followed sports journalism more, I would know more about the discrimination Venus and Serena face in the tennis world.

• Pat Buchanan makes me want to say, "Stank you, smelly much."

• As bad as the LA Times might look, Kwame Kilpatrick looks way, way worse.

• Hard times for the Jacksons. Hard, hard times.