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I rarely do "Caption This" posts, preferring to titillate bore you with my dazzling words. But this picture, spotted at Celebrity Babylon, begs a different sort of treatment. It was bad enough when a young Justin Combs was caught getting a lap dance at a kids' party, but the glint in the eyes of little D'Lila Star or Jessie James as she holds her Daddy's platinum card is proof that Diddy is breeding a generation of dangerous mini-hims.

Please, weigh in with captions. The best one wins a prize!*

*My undying respect.

Oct 10, 2007 · posted by Lauren Williams, Stereohyped · Link · 16 Responses
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    Comments (16)

    No. 1 · mjohnso27

    "Now if I could only use this to buy my Mama some self respect…."

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 2 · Michelle

    "Wow! I don't have to sleep with men for money 'cuz I'm rich, biatch!"

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    No. 3 · Neenee

    "Diddy introduces daughter to his one and only true love"

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    No. 4 · Anonymous

    "Daddy's Unforgiveable Woman's Fragrance $55, Daddy's mansion $$mill, Daddy's key to the city…. Priceless!"

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    No. 5 · daria

    "Daddy's lesson of a lifetime: love = money"

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    No. 6 · di-my-e

    "So you sayin' if I slide this between Mommy's tits, I will get some milk? You silly, Daddy."

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    No. 7 · black_ivy_grad

    hit 'em up style!

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    No. 8 · papabing

    My Life. My Daddy's Card.

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    No. 9 · mo'ree

    I'm taking that into the labe to see if I can see the number and exp. Date…..what? I can't be diddy's kid for a day?LOL!

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    No. 10 · PAULIE

    "never to early to learn to dig for money "

    Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    No. 11 · Mary

    "Money for nothin and your tricks for free…."

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 8:45 am
    No. 12 · Francesca

    Ummm, can I buy a new daddy with this thing?

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:49 am
    No. 13 · Francesca

    No daddy, you keep it. Why don't you use it to pay for that long overdue vasectomy.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:51 am
    No. 14 · blackmistressdiva

    Daddy, I can't get herpes just by holding this, can I?

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    No. 15 · vrs

    my daddy has alot of class, it's just all low.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    No. 16 · Bill_Washington

    "so when i give this to the lady at the counter i say…take that take that?"

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 3:16 pm
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