James Browns' first wife, who made headlines last week when she announced that she had never officially divorced the Godfather of Soul when they separated in the 60s, just got her memory jogged by the New York Times. Not only are Velma and James divorced, she filed the papers herself in 1969.

In a twist that shouldn't be surprising, considering who we're talking about here, the child, Lisa Brown, listed in the divorce papers is not part of Brown's public history. So what's the kid count now — 108, 109?