Michael A. Johnson, a rather disgruntled double amputee, has called upon disabled people the world over — that means you Stevie Wonder and Darryl "Chill" Mitchell — to boycott Jamie Foxx and Sony BMG because he claims Foxx's "Heaven" is a rewritten version of his song, "One Of God's Angels Is A.W.O.L." Johnson, who is promising public demonstrations, doesn't realize he's just giving Jamie Foxx material for his next barely-funny comedy special.

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