I'm slowly starting to figure it out. Cassie is only glued to Diddy's hip when his baby-mama-ex-girlfriend, who told Essence and the world she was done with him, isn't around. But does Miss Porter ever take a glance at event photos? Because, while I'm sure Diddy's 38th bday party in Miami was lots of fun, he's been doing a lot of partying with Cassie in NYC. But I'm sure he and Kim are just remaining friends for the kids' sake.

By the way, the theme of his party was "Diddy: The World Is Yours." In his circle, it's pretty much true. [People]