I can think of little that's more disgusting than the thought of an inebriated Bobby Brown farting in my face, but I guess that's the sort of risk has-been celebs are willing to take in order to reclaim their fame. On Gone Country, Brown's fellow castmates Carnie Wilson and Dee Snider learned the extent of Bobby Brown's nastiness (and substance abuse issues) the hard way.
As Wilson attempted to mother Brown on the cast tour bus, the boozy singer farted in her face as she attempted to take off his Adidas trainers, according to RollingStone.com.
Wilson says, "His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river!"
Brown's wild night ended with a spot of sleepwalking back at Rich's ranch - he mistook Snider's bed for the bathroom and prepared to urinate all over the sleeping rock star, who woke up just in time and helped take his roommate to the toilet.
I'm sure the whole thing made Mini-Me feel a lot better about peeing over the side of his wheelchair on Surreal Life. [SP]
So, like, are you trying to make us puke, Lauren???