Lil Wayne gets around in black celebrity (I use this word loosely, of course) circles, having been intimately linked with Trina, Nivea, Karrinne Steffans, and Lauren London, to name a few. In Ozone Magazine's Sex Issue, he reveals why he's so charming with the ladies.
To paraphrase: He will never answer the phone during sex, but mainly because his body is very sensitive, and he will likely be busy screaming. On the other hand, screaming during sex is for jumpoffs. When he's making love he just breathes in the girl's ear. Also, he is tiny everywhere but in his genital region, and that requires him to avoid sex of the animalistic variety. His mother is well aware of this, because, one time, she had to take him to the hospital to have his hernia treated.
His words, after the jump!
If your phone rings during sex, do you answer?
Hell no. No. No! That's not making love. That's fucking. Fucking is, [humping frantically, picking up the phone] "Hello!? Yeah, nigga!!! Man, you crazy!!" Nah, I wouldn't answer the phone because I be screaming and everything. I'm sensitive, no homo. If you touch me, man, my shit is over-intense. I look at it as a blessing because it makes everything better.
What's the craziest thing a girl has screamed out to you during sex?
There was this one girl that used to always scream "Aiy! Aiy! Aiy!" and nobody could figure out what it meant. But that was just a jumpoff. When you're making love, nobody's screaming. You're just in each other's ear breathing and shit. I don't do that fucking shit. I'm small, I mean, not my [dick] but my body, my legs and all that shit be hurting afterwards. I got a hernia and everything. My mama was like, "How did you get that" and the doctor said, "Well, it usually comes from strenuous activity. He probably was picking up heavy things." My mama was like, "No, cause he don't pick up a fuckin' thing. He's straining by fucking all them fuckin' girls," tellin' em, "That's what you're doing, having too much fuckin' sex." So I'm layin' there on the doctor's table like, thanks, you might as well test me for AIDS now because she's crazy. But naw, I don't pound like that. That's never been my thing. Animals fuck like that. I'm not an animal. If you wanna be fucked like an animal, go find a nigga that'll fuck you like that, cause I'm not gonna do it. Not gonna do it!
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The thought of Lil' Wayne having sex makes me want to throw up…
too late
I.LOVE.THAT.PUSSY.MONSTER.
I could just make some etouffee outta him and eat him up!!
oh my god, BMD! ROTFLMAO!
ugh. boo to these n—–ish interviews. I feel sorry for the boy because his mom is very off.
P.S.: He is currently a college student. Just WOW.
Shakti - I am a married woman and all now, but let me come up on Weezy one of these days and….
(kidding)
Okay the crush that formed in 1999 and that has been slowly trickling away is now officially over.
BMD, etouffee? ROFLMAO!
I see why women like him. He's hilaaaaaaaarrrriiooouuus!!!
Oh gross, I just threw up my Subway sub from lunch.
His mother is way too involved in his damn sex life. And those women he sleeps with must either be blind, deaf, or so stupid they have trouble spelling GED.
Jesus takes the goddamn wheel!
Brian, don't hate him b/c he is beautiful.
blackmistressdiva,
So true. All those fans of his who scream, "Yous a hata!" are right: I'm clearly envious of such a "beautiful" and wealthy man while my Quasimodo-lookin' broke ass is trying to call Rodney King collect to see if I can borrow his bike.
Seriously, though: the fact that he's so popular scares me for our future. Young boys look up to this fool!
He's also a Pussy Monster. You forgot that.
BMD will probably have a stroke when she reads this, but I've never heard any of Lil Wayne's music. Ever. I've read interviews he's done, but I have never heard anything of his thanks to digital music.
Nah. No stroke. I'm listening to him right now. His "Cannon" remix….will leave you missing like the fuckin' O'Bannons!
ps…Lauren, why did you change the pic? What it b/c of the shirt???
Ha! No, it was because his facial expression on the magazine cover went so well with the intelligence-level of his quotes. I just put the other pic after the jump.
Ah. Good point re the facial expression, but he's not into good publicity….
I love Weezy gimme five minutes with him ohh f baby please say the baby! AND FUCK ALL YOU HATERS!!!!!
lil wayne has had a successful solo career since he was 15 years old yall were probly at home jerkin off at that age not to mention he was a part of cash money wit his pops birdman since he was a kid fuckin cut the man some slack his whole life has been music and yall wanna hate on him for it?
HI BOO I RAELLY THINK THAT YOU IS ESXY AN I JUST WANT TO FEEL,PULL YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this interview almost made me come in my pants!
i think its nice that a rapper likes to make love instead of treating someone like shit
I wish I could a chance with you wayne. Whatever you want i will give it to you. vomit aside you are one of the sexiest men in the world!!!
weezy thats nice u tell ur fans about ur problems but who gives a fuck about it who the fuck wants a fucken animal at bed im 13 years old and i luv u u is hella sexy wowwwwwwwwwwowwwww!!!!!
Blog's hot!!!…Aiy! Aiy!
If this is true…..( cuz alot of these stories aren't )…Then Lil Wayne need to stop having sex with all these people then…I agree with his mother.
hahah..dat shitsz funny..lmao..aiy..lol..i dont blame yah…lol…get at meh on myspace…and lil wayne's my favorite rapper..lol :]
http://www.myspace.com/xoxoimanixoxo
shit give me 3 hours wit lil wayne and i bet he will fall in love ya digg!!!i luv wayne shit i know wat 2 do in da room wit him he is my favorite rapper
That article was just nasty.i lost my appetite.
lil wayyyyyyyyynnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ich liebe dich und dein bodyyyyyy
would u do this to one of your fans that is carzy over u that much.
oh my god why did my boo say that!
i love lil wayne. i would do anything in this world to meet him and chill with him for a day or so. omg if i ever saw him face to face. i would prolly cry. i love him like whoa.
lilwayne i want you to have my baby i want to have the best sex ever
my number is 12126940720 from harlem daddy lil wayne call me sexy
DAMMMMMMM WEEZY I AINT NO U COULD GET DOWN LIKE DAT! I SWARE IF I EVER MEET HIM I WOULD SHOW NUF DO IT WIT HIM ALL NIGHT. I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON HIS ASS.
mhmmm….my babe is so sexy.
hearing about lil wayne gettin his thang,makes me want him to make love to me, shit.