Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are either engaged or very much enjoying the fact that people think they’re engaged. I’m going with the latter, but you never know with Nick Cannon. As we saw in his relationship with Selita Ebanks, he doesn’t actually attach a whole lot of meaning to that whole engagement thing. People refers to a “big, gleaming ring” on Mariah’s finger quotes Cannon as saying he loves “everything” about M.C. To MTV News, Cannon says about his new relationship, “I can’t even know what to say. She’s probably the most festive, remarkable person I’ve ever met. Good friend.”

Can’t even know what to say? That’s love. It should be said that they both have movies that they’re promoting right now, although, according to Page Six, Nick skipped the premiere of his film, Ball Don’t Lie, to attend the premiere of Carey’s Tennessee. I’ll give Nick Cannon this, in a competition with Ray J over whose romantic match-up with a far-older R&B diva makes the most sense, Nick wins in a landslide.