Maybe If Marion Jones Were Rich, White, And Had A Penis
 

Marion Jones is begging President G.W. Bush to commute her sentence out of the goodness of his heart. In addition to getting her Olympic medals snatched away for using performance-enhancing drugs, Jones was sentenced to six-months in prison for lying to feds about it and for check fraud. She entered prison in March, and the Justice Department has confirmed that she is among hundreds of felons who request commuted sentences. The department analyzes the requests and makes recommendations to the president. What do you think are her chances of success? I'm going with slim to none. [HP]

Comments (14)

No. 1 · KHIA213

Maybe if her name was Scooter Libby ans she outed a CIA operative, it could happen.

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm
No. 2 · Tameka

That is sad. I think Marion is honestly remorseful, too.

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
No. 3 · DEAF FEMINIST PUNK!!!!!!!!!!

why are BLACK CELEBRITIES being sentenced more harshly than white celebrities?

ohhh right. Cos they black. Nvm

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
No. 4 · Anon

These days lying isn't working for some the way it used to…She can join the club with Kwame Kilpatrick.

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
No. 5 · Lelani

"Marion Jones is begging President G.W. Bush to commute her sentence out of the goodness of his heart."

In the words of Kanye,"George Bush does not like black people."

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 4:58 pm
No. 6 · Chic Noir

Girl you should of been the CEO of Enron.

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 6:49 pm
No. 7 · RainaWeather

“Marion Jones is begging President G.W. Bush to commute her sentence out of the goodness of his heart.”

I think her first mistake is assuming that GW has goodness in his heart.

Posted: Jul 22, 2008 at 7:54 pm
No. 8 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

Meh. Worth a shot but I sure as hell don't see it happening. Apparently, she was breastfeeding and she asked to postpone her jail time so she could be there for her kid but they rejected that. Ugh.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:02 am
No. 9 · blackmistressdiva

Maybe if she wasn't a fucking liar she'd have a better chance???? Oh…that's right…if she wasn't a liar she wouldn't be in jail in the first place.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 12:44 pm
No. 10 · Daria at Gorgeous Black Women

I feel for her because it's a very slippery slope and before you know it, you're sticking a needle in your bum and lying through your teeth. Of course, more and more lies come to cover up the original one. Pretty much everyone in Washington should empathize because they've been there and done that.

About sentencing differences between black and white celebs, all crimes are not equal. It's f-ing ridiculous that a drunk driver serves a few hours in jail for endangering the lives of many but she gets 6 months for lying about poisoning her own body. I didn't write the laws but they are what they are. Tracy Morgan and Eve got the same treatment as their white counterparts. Actually, Tracy should have gotten some time for drinking while the SCRAM ankle monitor was on him.
Wesley Snipes and Ronald Isley got 10 years less than Richard Hatch, the guy who won the first Survivor. I think black celebrities get as fair a shot as their white counterparts since they have access to better attorneys. When fame comes into the picture, the only color that matters is green.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
No. 11 · msim

Everything Daria just said*.

In her case, it is about class (rich), colour (white) and gender (penis-carrier).
The outcome would have been different had she had one, two or three required elements to obtain American justice.

It's heart-breaking; she only committed a crime against herself.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 7:47 pm
No. 12 · Chic Noir

rkelly and OJ got off.

Posted: Jul 23, 2008 at 10:00 pm
No. 13 · coco_fiere

Like Chris Rock said, "Marion Jones is going to jail. Don't you feel safe?" Just like it did nothing for me to see Martha Stewart go to jail and it ain't doing nothing for me to see Marion Jones go for a non-violent offense that harmed no one but herself. Utter foolishness. I hope she doesn't hold her breath waiting on Bush.

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:28 am
No. 14 · Kitty Cleopatra

Once white folks let Martha Stewart's ass go upstate, you knew it was a wrap for black people. I hope she holds together in there, I don't think she's getting out of it. And BTW, Nicole Richie can be coked up going the wrong way on the freeway and not even do a whole day, and Marion gets six months for lying? Gimmie a f@$&ing break.

Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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