• The NY Post delivered this morning with its headline for the scandalous Governor-Spitzer-pays-for-sex story. [NYP]

• "New York" and "Tailor Made" are confident that their relationship will thrive despite the fact that they live on separate coasts. Whew! The whole world breathes a sigh of relief. [People]

• The Vatican just released a new list of "sinful behaviors." I probably engaged in at least one of them while I was there last weekend. Oops. [CNN]

• According to the New York Times, Snoop "hints at some existential quandaries with its suggestion of a stumble over selfhood" with his ninth album, the just-released Ego Trippin'. [NYT]

• 10,000 BC is racist, bad, and historically inaccurate. Or so I hear. [TP]