• Would you like for your kids to be schooled by Will Smith? [CB]

• Mya surely regrets ever getting herself involved with those G-Unit brats. [NB]

• Floyd Mayweather wants to quit boxing, which is new that interests boxing fans, I guess. He also wants to beat up Reggie Bush for “taking” Kim Kardashian. He also needs to get a life. [SR]

• When you release a really bad album that doesn’t do well, try to just blame it on jail and your label. That’s the route Foxy Brown is taking, anyway. [Bossip]

• Suge Knight’s nemesis is really flirting with death, isn’t he? [RWS]

• It’s dangerous to be O.J. Simpson’s significant other. But we knew that. [D-Listed]