• When you're Karrine Steffans, one of the first things you do when you find yourself a domestic abuse situation with the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters is to text Perez Hilton. [PH]

• Mike Tyson is a sad, paranoid man. [SP]

• Maybe this will stop would-be thieves from targeting NFL players' mansions for their home invasions. [BV]

• The side of the victim's family that possibly received money from R. Kelly is now testifying for the defense. [MTV]

• The Cartoon-Network-banned episodes of The Boondocks will be available on DVD. But you're probably already seen them on YouTube. [EUR]