• It's bad luck to crash into any Maybach while driving drunk, but when you crash into Diddy's you'll read about yourself on the gossip blogs. [RWS]

• Who would have thought that a house in the middle of a custody dispute mysteriously burning to the ground would complicate a situation so much?!? [SP]

• At least the hopelessly out-of-touch people on cable news can make fun of themselves. [TS]

• Kimora Lee denies being an "extreme diva." No one believes her. [CL]

• When keeping it real goes wrong: the news edition. [C&D]