• Hot off his album's huge debut week, Lil Wayne's forming a super group with T-Pain. Super? [NB]

• Is this what they mean by tears of a clown? [AHH]

• R. Kelly's lawyer felt compelled to tell Hannah Montana he's sorry for bring up her name during a sordid child porn trial. What, the makers of Little Man don't get an apology. [C&D]

• Noose shmoose. Racists have no creativity these days. [CST]

• Can the magic touch of Swizz Beatz resurrect Michael Jackson's career? In a word, no. [SP]