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Ah, The Real World...
 

altonscooter.jpg• So this is what desperate, has-been reality stars do with their TV winnings. While the shirtless sales pitch might get Alton some unwanted emails, it probably won't inspire anyone to buy his scooter. [TMZ]

• I will never drink a beverage called Booty Sweat. [C&D]

• David Banner's fake campaign ad he made to publicize his new album might have been more effective if someone had told him one doesn't run for the position of Secretary of Homeland Security. [SR]

• Something tells me Lil Wayne will never have a tattoo-related change of heart like Skateboard P. [NB]

• Whites and old people don't like Michelle Obama, black people love her, and no one knows (or cares?) enough about Cindy McCain to form an opinion one way or another. [Time]

Comments (5)

No. 1 · DEAF FEMINIST PUNK!!!!

stop, stop STOP THE REALITY TV MADNESS!!!!!

Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 1:31 pm
No. 2 · daria from Gorgeous Black Women

Never say never. Booty sweat could be delicious.

I like Cindy McCain. I think white people and old people wouldn't like her either. She's not a Laura Bush or Nancy Reagan or Jackie O. She's more of a Betty Ford (without the alcoholism… I think) and is thus a liability which is probably why McCain's people are keeping her from going out there. I also get the distinct feeling that she has no desire to be first lady. I like how she responded to inquiries about her income. She said if they want to look at John's taxes, they can go right ahead but they file separate taxes and how much she's making is no one else's business. From this, I gather that she doesn't take crap from anybody and she makes a lot. I kinda like Laura Bush, but I don't respect her. I like and respect both Michelle and Cindy, two strong, intelligent, Xanax-free ladies. As for John calling her a c–t, I do hope she told him about himself.

Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 3 · RhymesWithSilver

Cindy McCain has some craziness in her past. I thought she had some kind of psychotic episode at one point. It's all going to hit the fan in the general election.

Also, she needs to soften her look a bit. She looks like a Stepford wife.

Posted: Jul 3, 2008 at 11:27 am
No. 4 · Chic Noir

Alton's six pack looks like it was carved into his skin.

Daria, you are right -the alcoholism but + an drug addication instead.

rhymes with silver, I think she looks like a Stepford wife too but she is very pretty. When you take in her age, she is very well preserved.

Posted: Jul 3, 2008 at 12:06 pm
No. 5 · daria from Gorgeous Black Women

Rhymeswithsilver: she is no Stepford wife. She had a stroke or something. I wasn't aware of the drug addiction. But you know Laura Bush eats a bowl full of Xanax for breakfast so how are you going to knock Cindy? I also think she's pretty and needs to stop wasting time with this zero and go find herself a hero, preferably one twenty years her junior. I fully support the Mrs. Robinsons of the world.

Posted: Jul 3, 2008 at 7:35 pm
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