• Jesse Jackson might have called Barack Obama "the n-word" during the unaired portion of the soon-to-be infamous tape that is in Fox's possession. As soon as it leaks, which it inevitably will, we'll know the truth. Fabulous. [Gawker]

• Young Berg's music sucks. Oh, and so does he. [NB]

• 50 Cent's battle — it isn't even a child-support battle anymore — with his son's mother keeps getting uglier and uglier. [AHH]

• John McCain should work a little harder on those campaign ads and at least attempt to act as if he's living in the 21st century. [TS]

• This sounds like the worst barbecue ever. [C&D]