• Cassie confirmed her breakup with Diddy recently, even though there was never a confirmation that they were together. Although, it's not like it wasn't obvious. [NB]

• From the Real World to the House of Representatives. [C&D]

• There will be a woman, and a black woman at that, on a presidential ticket this year. She just has no chance in hell of winning, that's all. [WAOD]

• Oh to be a celebrity who just gave birth… [TMZ]

• Brown people mustn't look too suspicious when doing their personal banking. [RR]