• This story about Jay-Z requesting a watermelon carving of Beyonce's breasts (with cherries as nipples!) would be really disturbing if it seemed like it was remotely true. [MN]

• By the time something that's not supposed to be life threatening kills 300 people, should we discontinue its use? [BV]

• Kumbaya, America. [N&V]

• Sanaa Lathana and Nia Long have been added to the cast of the new Family Guy spin off, Cleveland. [EUR]

• Rihanna. Gucci. UNICEF. Ads. [SR]