• Toni Braxton, who has a fairly serious heart condition, doesn't want be treated like an invalid on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Eighty-two-year-old Cloris Leachman, on the other hand… [SP]

• Jacksonville Jaguar Dennis Northcutt is (allegedly) a rather awful person. [TMZ]

• A Cuban Barack Obama impersonator isn't letting a little old language barrier stop him. Si, si puede. [BV]

• Harvard University cops are known to profile black people. Who would have thought!?! [Gawker]

• Lil Wayne missed an Arizona court date because of an oral emergency. Perhaps now he's learned the valuable lesson that too much syrup rots your teeth. Now, if he could just learn that it's inappropriate to ride around in a tour bus laden with large quantities of illegal drugs, we'd be good to go. [SR]