• Naomi Campbell's Russian billionaire boyfriend bought her an 18.5 million penthouse apartment in Sao Paolo. That's all. [PS]

• If there's a famous person I would be least shocked to find out is a domestic abuser, it's Suge Knight. And suprise! He just got arrested for beating up his girlfriend while brandishing a knife. [AP]

• Kanye West wishes his mother could have lived to see Barack Obama become the official presidential nominee. None of my grandparents are living, but I always think about what they would say about Obama if they were. [US]

• John McCain's got a friend in Daddy Yankee. We should all be so lucky. [Racialicious]

• The sad thing is, Michael Jackson's dedication to wearing pajama pants in public is not even the weifdest thing about him. [Bossip]